What's Cooking?

 Me!

 

I’m learning to cook. Part of the reason is that my partner has been having a lot of health problems, so I’ve had to sort of take over the kitchen to help them out, take a little less of their plate.  The other part is that I’m really starting to enjoy it.  It’s been slow, but rewarding.   Oh, and also it’s been helping me lose weight.  I’m down 40+ pounds in a year.

And by slow, I mean I’ve made stuff before; I’ve grilled, I’ve made breakfast, burgers, spaghetti, sausage and peppers, and pizza, and I even bought a cast iron skillet last year(which has been getting a lot of use in the last couple months), but I’ve only recently begun to try to learn, which I think is an important element. 

For instance, I made chili for a family gathering, so I used two pots- one dutch oven, one big Kirkland metal(steel maybe?) pot.  I like the way the dutch oven chili looks and tastes, so that’s how I’ll make it going forward.  You know, stuff like that. 

Last night, for the first time, I brined and sauteed chicken breasts and made pan sauce afterwards that was really good! But, it could also be better, so next time I’ll add some chicken stock, maybe some bacon.  I’ll use less oil and cook it at a higher temperature.  And you know what?  I’m bloody looking forward to it.

 

Videogame Geriatric

 

I realized that I’ve been playing videogames consistently for at least 30 years.  Isn’t that nuts?  One of the earliest memories I can lock down is being in second grade and renting a Nintendo from the local video store and playing Super Mario Brothers.  I remember playing that and Bible Adventures(the blue cartridge).  Also, my friend had just learned the word ‘bastard,’ but didn’t know it was a swear, so we kept saying ‘bastard!’ over and over while playing the Noah’s Ark levels of Bible Adventures.  Pick up a sheep, throw it into the ark, call it a bastard.  Repeat.  We did get in trouble for that one.

There are some games that I’ve continued to play over decades, and I know I’m not alone in that. Obviously, the big eternals boys like Doom 1/2, Quake 1/2/3, Ocarina of Time, Starfox, and the various Mario games.  Let’s not forget Final Fantasy 7, either. 

I wonder if the teams that worked on these titles ever thought that people would be playing their games thirty years later.  Not only playing, but ENJOYING, and in some cases, discovering for the first time.  For instance, I only played Earthbound for the first time a few years ago, and I thought it was terrific. Even better than Chrono Trigger- yeah, I said it.

I’m currently replaying Quake(the Nightdive remaster), which I haven’t played since I was 15.  It’s so good, especially on a Steam Deck.  By the way, the Nightdive remasters are an excellent way to revisit these classic games, and I highly recommend them.  Now, they just need to do Wolfenstein 3D and Duke Nukem 3D.

But, yeah.  I’ve been playing videogames a long time, and I’ll probably continue to do so.  What’ll it be like being a 70 year old dude playing Doom still?

What Do I Know?

 

I have a confession to make.  And, I know that as a film guy[1], I’m about to admit to a form a sacrilege(not even my most blasphemous opinion, either), but I don’t think I’m a Christopher Nolan fan.  I think he peaked with Interstellar, which was very good, and everything since has been downhill.  Now, let me take a look at his work as a whole and see where I land:

 

The Following – Very film school, doesn’t do much for me.

Insomnia­- Pretty good.  Buoyed by a great Robin Williams and a really interesting high concept

Memento- Yeah, okay, this one is good.  However, I don’t think it’d be as good told in a straightforward manner.

Batman Begins­- Extremely good.  The editing and cinematography(especially during action scenes) are extremely bad, though.

The Dark Knight- A legendary performance by Heath Ledger, better action, really good Harvey Dent(who is killed off stupidly)

The Prestige- Yeah, it’s pretty good.

The Dark Knight Rises- Hamstrung by the lack of Joker and Two-Face, extremely corny beginning, subpar conflict with Batman and Bane, great Anne Hathaway performance, bunch of plot holes, and maybe the worst comic book nod in a Hollywood movie.(“Why don’t you use your first name; Robin?)

Inception- Really good, the best action he’s ever managed.

Interstellar- His best from the score to the direction to the acting and production design. Just incredible

Dunkirk- Technically very good, needless time shenanigans

Tenet- A return to needless time shenanigans, doesn’t make a lick of sense[2], awful-AWFUL action- probably the worst he’s ever done, and the distillation of his tendency to make enemies faceless and soulless.

Oppenheimer- Didn’t see because Tenet was so bad.

 

Alright, so looking at that list, I guess he still has more hits that misses for me, but I think my issue is that Dunkirk was nothing special, and Tenet was so frustratingly bad that it makes me think I don’t like Nolan.  Maybe his next flick will be a return to form.  For me.  The one person whose opinion matters.[3]

 

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[1] I mean, not really. I just know what I like and what I don’t like, and I usually feel pretty strongly about it.  For instance, I’ll defend to the death Grind and Surf Ninjas, but I have no time for tripe like Birdemic or Sharknado.  It’s a Wonderful Life is a masterpiece and The Big Lebowski is just okay.

[2] Yes, I could understand and follow it, it just doesn’t work.

[3] Oppenheimer did almost a BILLION worldwide.